someone climbing into a garbage truck as a tumblr joke then the compactor fucking kills them
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Never realise how drunk you are until you stand outside having a cigarette
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do you think obama had to ask for the wifi password the first time he went into the whitehouse
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I’m the guy in Jurassic World who grabbed his margarita before running away from the dinosaurs
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Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?
what do we do with this information
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